The Generic Viagra Jokes Page 9

Generic Viagra Jokes:

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.

"How are you, grandpa?" he asks.

"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?"

"Terrific, they have wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"

"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"

"No problem at all, I get nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Generic Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light."

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so he rushes off to question the nurse in charge.

"What are you people doing!?" he asks.

"I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old man Generic Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?"

"Oh, yes," replies the nurse. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Generic Viagra tablet which we buy from an online pharmacy. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Generic Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."

Bartender: "Joe, you look kinda down, what's the matter?"

Joe: "Well, I visted an online pharmacy this morning and told them I had to get some of those Generic Viagra pills. They told me they wouldn't help my love life at all."

Bartender: "Why not? I thought that they would do the trick for any guy."

Joe: "The doctor on there website told me it wouldn't help me at all to put a good flag pole on such a worn out old building!"

The FDA says pilots shouldn't go into the cockpit until 6 hours have elapsed after using Generic Viagra. Strange, I thought you used Generic Viagra to get INTO the cockpit.

They've discovered the secret ingredient in Generic Viagra. Fix-a-Flat!

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