The Generic Viagra Jokes Page 7

Generic Viagra Jokes:

A ninety eight year old gentleman visited an online pharmacy website and asked for a prescription of Generic Viagra.

The doctor said: "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered: "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces."

The doctor said: "That won't do you any good."

The elderly gentleman said: "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

shipment of Generic Viagra was highjacked today. Police have put out an All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for two hardened criminals! They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll surely be sent to a Penal Institution.

Q. How do you get Generic Viagra from online pharmacy ?
A. All you need is a 3.5" floppy!

ewsweeks' comments on the trade name Microsoft® "Let's see... "Micro" and "Soft". Needs Generic Viagra!"

 Generic Viagra Super virus then sucks all your data off the hard drive.

For women not-in-the-mood, online pharmacy now have Generic Viagra-free zones.

Scientists developed the idea for Generic Viagra after studying President Clinton's DNA.

Even so, we're told that the funeral home industry is happy about Generic Viagra overdoses: Lots of new stiffs means an upswing in business.

Q. What do you get when you mix Generic Viagra with rogaine?

A. Don King.   Dan Quail does not support Generic Viagra. Quote: "I've been using this stuff for a week and NOTHING! It's the worst suppository I've ever used."

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