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Generic Viagra Jokes:

Online pharmacy reported.  In hospitals on Male Wards they have started giving Ovaltine and Generic Viagra as a bedtime drink?
When the ward sister was asked why, she remarked, "The Ovaltine sends them to sleep and the Generic Viagra stops them rolling out of bed!". 

Online pharmacy reported that there is more money being spent on breast implants and Generic Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

For years the medical professional of an has been looking after the ill, to make them better. Now, with Generic Viagra, they're raising the dead!

An online pharmacy once reported that, A giant Nubian slave had fallen out of favour with Nero for some misdemeanour or other and was sentenced to die.

He was duly taken to the Coliseum and before a large crowd was led into the arena to await the release of a lion and presumably, a nasty death..

Upon the signal from Nero, the lion, a mean and hungry beast, was released and almost immediately sighted our poor slave and without much ado, the lion pounced. However, the Nubian was no slouch and with near lightning speed, punched the lion full on the chin, lifting it high off the ground and spreadeagling it onto the dusty Colosseum surface.

The crowd booed vociferously and Nero ordered the man to face another lion.

This time, before releasing the animal, Nubian ate a Generic Viagra pill, they tied the Nubian's hands behind his back. The second lion was released and promptly flew at the slave who very deftly landed a sharp kick to the lion's underbelly knocking it unconscious against the walled perimeter of the arena.

The crowd, angry at being denied their usual blood and gore, booed more loudly than ever and Nero once more ordered a third lion into the attack.

This time, to make sure the slave met his fate, they tied his feet together and then trussed him in a kneeling position hand and foot. The lion was relaeased and after stalking his prey for a few seconds, pounced , but the Nubian was certainly no slouch and with a deft movement of his head, he butted the lion on it's forehead, knocking it senseless.

With that the crowd booed at an even greater pitch and a near apoplexic Nero, rose to his feet and cried, "Do you want to see a lion killed by dick".

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