The Generic Viagra Jokes Page 19

Generic Viagra Jokes:

Little Timmy is playing on the street when he spots a package of Generic Viagra pills bought from online pharmacy . Being a boy of the world, he immediately recognizes the possibilities and approaches his daddy:
"Dad, I just found these Generic Viagra pills, and I'm willing to sell them to you for 100 Dollars straight." "Son, well, while this is a very good offer, I'm in perfect physical health and not currently needing those. Tell you what, go ask Grandpa." So Timmy walks over and asks his grandfather: "Gramps, I will sell you this package of Generic Viagra which was bought from an online pharmacy for 100 Dollars." "Oh, thanks Timmy, but are you sure these will work?" "Gee, I don't know. But they do look like the ones that were shown on TV!" "Tell you what, Timmy, I'll try them tonight and if they work OK, I'll give you the money tomorrow." The next morning, Timmy visits his grandfather again, and Gramps hands over $500 without hesitation. Timmy is perplexed: "But Gramps, I thought we agreed on 100 Dollars!" "That's OK, Timmy, keep it, the rest is from Grandma!"

I heard on the news a while ago, that a man who had taken Generic Viagra from an online pharmacy had an erection that lasted for five days - He eventually went to the doctor about it. If I had an erection for five days.. the doctor would be the last person I told, after telling the newspapers, the TV stations, the internet newsgroups, and all the women I know, etc, etc, etc.  

An elderly woman was pressuring her husband to take Generic Viagra from an online pharmacy but he resisted and would have no part of it. So, she figured she'd slip it to him on the sly. The best way to do that, she figured, was to dump the entire bottle of pills in the well. There hasn't been a result yet because she cannot get the pump handle down.

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