The Generic Viagra Jokes Page 2

Generic Viagra Jokes:

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.

The doctor gives her Generic Viagra, that she bought from an online pharmacy but warns her it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.

So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she's back at the doctor's.

She says, 'Doc, the Generic Viagra worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes on the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right there on the table.'

The doctor says, 'I'm sorry, we didn't realize the Generic Viagra was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.'

'Naah...' she says, 'that's okay. We wouldn’t? go back to that restaurant anyway.'

"What a night I had last night. I'm exhausted. On the way home from work,
I stopped at a Starbucks, had one of their new Generic Viagra lattes. I was up all
night."

A crate load of Generic Viagra was stolen from a distribution depot of an online pharmacy - Police were looking for hardened criminals.

It has been revealed that criminals who steal Generic Viagra will face stiff sentencing

...Then there was the man who got his Generic Viagra tablet from an online pharmacy stuck in his throat and suffered from a stiff neck

A lady logged in an online pharmacy website and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, "Do you have Generic Viagra?"

"Yes," he answered.

She asked, "Does it work?"

"Yes," he answered.

"Can you get it over the counter?" she asked.

"I can if I take two," he answered.

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