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Mary was having an affair one day while her husband, John, was at work.
While in bed with her boyfriend, Ralph, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Hurry, grab your clothes and get out through the window, my husband is home early!"
Ralph peered out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window. It's raining like crazy out there!"
Mary cried, "If he catches us, he'll kill both of us!"
Ralph thought better of the situation and quickly jumped out the window. When he landed, he found himself in the middle of a marathon race so he started running with the others -- still nude and carrying his clothes.
A runner asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?"
Ralph answered, gasping for air, "Oh yes, it feels so free having the air blow over your skin while you run."
Another runner then asked Ralph, "Do you always run with your clothes in your arms?"
Ralph replied breathlessly, "Oh yes, that way I can put on fresh, clean clothes at the end of the run."
Another runner then asked, "Do you always use Generic Viagra when you run?"
Ralph answered, " Generic Viagra from an online pharmacy gives me advantage of an extra 3 inch.”

On an online pharmacy store it was written, “ size does matter” the need for Generic Viagra are a must but some people still have a difficult time buying them. Take my friend, Joe. Our local store carries Generic Viagra behind the counter and you need to ask the salesperson to get them. So Joe went up to the salesperson but he was so nervous he could only ask where the straws were. So he bought the straws and left only to have to come back to buy his Generic Viagra. Again Joe came into the store and was still so nervous he could only ask where the tweezers were, so he bought them and left. Joe once again had to go back and buy his Generic Viagra. So he went up to the salesperson and said, in a low tone, "I need some Generic Viagra." The salesperson rang up the sale and said, "First you come in to buy straws, then to buy tweezers, and now to buy Generic Viagra." " What I want to know is..... are you going to suck it, pluck it, or fu*k it?"

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