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Generic Viagra Jokes:

One day Bill Clinton is sitting in the oval office. The phone rings. It is Saddam Hussein. "Bill," Saddam says "My country is under deep economic sanctions, and we are running short of Generic Viagra. It's getting to be an emergency. Can you send over one million Generic Viagra?"

Clinton says "I think it is important for us to make peace in some way and this is a good start. I will have send them".

Saddam says "Thanks Bill, By the way, can you make sure they are Extra strength and it should work for a dick nine inches (225mm) long and three inches wide (75mm) because that is the common size in my country". .

Clinton says "Sure".

After he hangs up the phone, Bill Clinton picks up the phone and calls the president of online pharmacy. "This is Bill Clinton. I need a special order placed. I need one million Generic Viagra. I need them for a dick size nine inches long and three inches wide".

The president of online pharmacy says "No problem".

Clinton continues "And I need the package to be stamped U.S.A. - Small".

A teenager goes into a online pharmacy. He's a little bit shy when talking to the pharmacist. "I'd like to buy some Generic Viagra" he says. The pharmacists asks him,

"Have you ever bought Generic Viagra before son?"

"Nope."

"Well, this is how it works," the pharacist says "We've got the three pack for when you are in high school. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Then we have a 7 pack when you are in college - Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Then we've got a 12 pack for when you are married. "January, February…”

Scientists of an online pharmacy have developed a new pill that will now help impotent men who are also hay fever sufferers. By combining Allegra to take care of the allergies, and Generic Viagra for the impotency, it gives you an erection not to be sneezed at!

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