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Generic Viagra Jokes:

One day an old man was going on the toll road and he had sum Generic Viagra in his pocket which he bought from an online pharmacy, any way he had to pay the toll and when he grabbed for his money he accidentally grabbed his Generic Viagra and through it in the pay toll slot and the thing went up and never went down! They tried everything to get it down but nothing would work!

An Russian man is walking through a market, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell him some illegal Generic Viagra for 100 rubles which he bought from an online pharmacy. "No, not worth it!" "OK, how about 50 rubles?" "No, not worth it!" "OK, 20?" "No, not worth it!" "How about 10?" "No, not worth it!" "Listen, these pills cost $10 American each. How can you say they are not worth it?" "Oh, the pills are worth it, it's my wife is not worth it."

There was this couple once who had everything; the son and daughter, a house, a cat... I mean the basic stuff. Well I guess as the got older they started to lose their sex drive. This discouraged the husband so he went to the online pharmacy and got some extra strength Generic Viagra even though it was still in its trial phase. Well the doctor told him, "only one pill a day, and I'll call you at the end of the week."
So the doctor calls at the end of the week and asks how well the Generic Viagra are working.
The man replies, "Oh their great! I haven't had sex like this for 10 years!"
The doctor tells him to "keep it up, and remember... only ONE Generic Viagra pill a day."
The wife found out however and started slipping him an extra pill each day without him knowing. So when the doctor called and asked how everything was holding up the man replied, "I'm addicted! I haven't had sex like this since I was 16!" Now the doctor was kind of suspicious but just let it go and decided to call him at the end of next week. Meanwhile, the greedy wife (who was loving it) started giving him 3 doses of extra strength Generic Viagra a day.
The doctor called next week, e a little boy answered the phone. "Are your parents there?" the doctor asked.
"Well... they are but there locked in their room and won't come out." The boy answered.
"Ok.. I'll call back in 3 hours." but when he called back the boy answered the phone again.
"You just missed them... they came down and got a drink and ran right back upstairs." The boy informed him.
"Listen I'll be there in 5 minutes!"
When he knocked on the door the little boy answered the door. In desperation the doctor asked where the boy's parents were.
The boy took a deep breath and said, "Mom's dead, sister's pregnant, my butt hurts, and dad's looking for the cat."

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