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Generic Viagra Jokes:

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry....we can't hire you."

"But wait," he said. "If I take Generic Viagra, I'll stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of Generic Viagra. He tears it open, swallows the pill which he bought from an online pharmacy, and stops winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will NOT have our employees womanizing all over the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for Generic Viagra?"

Scientists of an online pharmacy have developed a new pill that will now help impotent men who are also hay fever sufferers. By combining Allegra to take care of the allergies, and Generic Viagra for the impotency, it gives you an erection not to be sneezed at!

It's been said that if you take Generic Viagra and Propecia (or use Rogain) at the same time, things work great -- but you look like Don King, afterward.

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR Generic Viagra IS WORKING?
A:
At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting, the table floats. Your face is very pale due to lack of blood. - When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds. They begin to call you "the tripod." - Everyone at the bank, grocery, etc ... lets you go to the front of the line.

 

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